Friday, April 30, 2010
How Do I Breast Feed My Husband
Cos´é quella cosa che ama tenere compagnia soprattutto alle donne nei momenti piú difficili? Lui, Herpes. Io ne ho one who's been with me for three days. In practice, the first thing you see is this abuse appears to my building on my upper lip. Itchy, beats, pull, pinch, burn, and weight ... it's really heavy! Who would have thought three days ago that in such a short time would become what it is today!? It was just a bubble, fluorescent, but still a single bubble between the nose and mouth. On awakening was right there with me ... Hello friend! From that chance is small, and hardly notice it, and then his older brother has already gone to visit you three weeks ago, so there is no danger, I thought. They usually have a family and unobtrusive appearance of the other steps that leave some time. You'll see this will be a short visit, I tried to calm my nerves. Moreover it is known that herpes is like a dog: If you feel that you are afraid you ensure a bite to the calf. Ignore it and you will soon get tired of being there!
That day I had to worry about cooking something for dinner, because then I would not have had more time.
Munitami ingredients start to cut the vegetables when my ear always feels alert ... "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. A bee! "Aiutooooooooo," I cry, but now I have to correct me if I want someone to come and help me, "Heeeeeeelpppp !!!!".
Panic At home there is no no. So there I am in my pajamas, with swollen eyes and lips of those who have just had an operation on silicon piece in hand, with a "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa, MUORIIIIIIIIIIIiii !!!!!!!" me coming on my victim. I had to kill her, I had no choice ...
Now the question is, what makes a woman more hysterical abuse of a building on the upper lip, also called herpes? A herpes accompanied by an allergic reaction behind the ear!
Five minutes later behind my left ear because the fire burned: an infinite number of red dots grew eerily under the eyes of my friend who meanwhile had arrived. Allergic reaction, or divine punishment?
(Oh look, an insect has just crashed into the glass of my window closed ... He "Attachment", which means it had to be big one!).
Foundation and so on: you go in the world. Even
arrival at work along the way meeting a friend ... "Hello, how are you?" Ritual question whose answer does not even have waited because I immediately rushed him with his index finger pointed at my host to ask "what did you there?".
Any woman who respects to such questions would respond with a good dose of acidity mixed with hysteria. While my brain responded by saying that indecent thing he had decided to put it there, the same principle used by states to wear a pair of earrings, ball after ball, just came out of my mouth, automatically, "herpes." Needless to say, a true Gentleman would have pretended not to see it ...
People just do not understand you, and to be honest, you marginalize.
We then talk about the fact that at times appears more and less appropriate?
I still remember an appointment to go see a concert, I still remember the amused face of my rival ... What then was a cold monster! Really I had no chance!
Oh Blessed is he who is unaffected!
N. d. A. : Council to all readers interessati al tema herpes, “ Sola come un gambo di sedano” di Luciana Littizzetto.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Nazi Helmets Old School
the tense
- exercise sympathetic "auditory discrimination", that is: listen to the sentence and choose whether it is a sentence in the present or past. Click here .
- here a year in which it plays a conjugation, after which you must enter the verbs and you can immediately see if you did well. Click here .
- Associates the image to the sentence. Easy! Click here .
- Connect the verb to the subject. Click here .
- Complete with the correct participle (regular verbs). Click here.
- Complete with the correct participle (irregular verbs). Click here .
- verbs with the auxiliary être . Click here .
How Mych Does A Pedistal Fan Cisy To Run
level A1:
- per puoi provare a fare esercitarti these exercises also listening
- other exercises, click on one of the possibilities and you will know immediately if you have chosen well!
- this exercise is completed, not bad :-)
- this activity instead speaks of a family tree (vocabulary: family), then the first goes over the words here!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Women Huntin Mobile Wallpapers
I sit here in front of my mac, with next to Kate Moss who's watching me, a lit cigarette and a cup of coffee a little sugar.
are minute (seem endless) I think of what to write about the plus size models (Ie the plus-size models).
initially did not want to say something (do not know if anyone remembers my post about Lara Stone), I found the courage
after seeing the latest cover of Elle France, one of the most beautiful faces ever seen stuck on one of the ugliest bodies.
I started thinking a lot.
I are often confused in front of oversized beauties, my brain is not set to
react positively to this kind of beauty.
are accustomed to seeing beautiful busty girls walking down the street, but on a catwalk or a magazine, make me a thrill
on the back (not necessarily a bad thing, mind you).
all happened a few months ago at the Prada fashion show, where I saw the parade of Victoria's Secret models on the side of the same faces
"made in Miuccia". I thought of a publicity stunt, an ironic way to emphasize the two different worlds, but no.
Miuccia wanted their own, those blondes and tanned sventolone feedings. The
wanted to show that all women can be (seem) dressed in a smart Prada?
Then came the fashion shows in London, where a designer can not remember the name, size 0 models did pull out and
plus size models on the same catwalk.
Needless to say, at the head of this inversion in the canons of beauty there is the darling of the emancipated women, is proud to be curvaceous lesbian Beth Ditto.
The cover of Love Magazine Ditto with the naked is already a collector's item.
Then came Lara Stone (size 42) loved by Karl Lagerfeld and Marc Jacobs, now photographed for H & M along with other top.
Now the new top model plus size are two: Crystal Renn (former anorexic, made famous by a book truth about his illness) and Tara Lynn, one of the most beautiful I've ever seen.
Crystal Renn (post anorexia)
Tara Lynn
Given what has happened and what will happen in the coming months, it seems that the trend is to get closer to a world of advertising boy full of plump and smiling.
I will not reveal directly what my thought at the end of these weightings.
But I want to make you stop and think one thing: imagine the campaign in black and white Calvin Klein
you remember? that of CK
here.
bodies dry, look shabby and vacant eyes.
Now, imagine the same ad campaign starring a bevy of models obese ...
Bon Appetit.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Can I Use Data Sim On My Mobile Phone
Please, read before complaining!
I know. I really know that it would be better if I were so wise not to write in English. But, unfortunately, the fact that I’m one of the most brilliant person you’ve ever met, doesn’t necessarily make me wise too.
This is the reason that pushes me towards that solution according to which I understood that if I wanted to become a famous writer, no matter the subject, I would have been writing in English to make Canadians understand what resourceful genius I am.
If someone had told me that I would have been living in Canada, no doubt, now things would be pretty different. First of all, I wouldn’t have spent too much time to do all my best to make Italians figure out how open-minded and brave I was. Moreover - If only I had known! - I wouldn’t have spent my spare time (most of the time due to the economical situation in the South of Italy) to improve my Italian writing skills.
However, never say never, I’m young enough to improve my capability without bother you. What I want you to know now is that, thanks to your precious help and collaboration, I will improve my language skills while providing you a good dose of humour through the extravagant adventure of a New Millennium Italian Immigrant.
It's a pity That You Could not hear my accent ... Maybe It Would Be funnier. However, to Better Understand please, think of the Sopranos or the Godfather and that's it!
Aigaragoooo, Aigaragoooo!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Primary Hiv Symptoms Rash
Book: Friends and Company of CLE :
http://www.cle-inter.com/sites-compagnons/amis.html
a method of French on 4 levels of Colette Samson.
is also the story of four friends: Leah, Theo, Agathe and Max.
Lea adoreles exercises
Theo with his raps and songs, he loves music!
Agathe with activities from photos and
Max with his illustrations, he loves to draw!
Main objective: to communicate quickly in French!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Testicular Cyst Crohn's Disease
Aicha Cheb Khaled
As if I did not exist,
| traduzione: Come se non esistessi |
Friday, April 23, 2010
Myasthenia Gravis Guillain Barre Differences
of Elle UK in April:
"when I interview people for jobs on my team, I ask to make a mood board Them That Their personal style SUMS up. Often Grace Kelly is on Those boards, along with Audrey of course . Lorraine Candy, Editor in Chief
here.
if you were to ask me, I would not know what to begin.
you really can identify with an icon of style, or just refer to the actress or the singer?
not.
I think it's impossible, you risk falling into the simple emulation.
inspired by someone is a sign of enormous appreciation for the stylistic choices of others, the mere "drug and drop" always leaves an aura of sadness in the eyes of the beholder.
so-called wannabes are not even aware of the lack of ability to "wear".
wear a style devoid of personal references is the end of creativity and pure "game with your daily wardrobe."
all these weights are derived from my daily visit to lookbook.nu, very good site that collects the various trends that are developing around the world.
you can define the strains
Taylor Momsen
version drag?
Florence and The Machine
home made edition
Alexa Chung
easy style without
is not easy to have a style Personal divorced from contemporary trends, but you can remain (perhaps) more noticeable
experiments that I perform daily on the streets.
the street culture is alive more than ever, we should take care not to what is worn in the video and take a look at what she is wearing our neighbor, who knows, you find to have a style icon on your landing.
a bientot.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Pityriasis Rosea Get Rid Of Scars
maybe I should write a few weeks ago, I got the inspiration just now, so naturally I write what comes into my head in:
out there know that there are little eyes that stare and reads my blog I think that really has the skills and critical thinking to crush magazines, look, celebrities and fills me with joy, because it is!
I'm a professional asshole. is not a good job, but God (Karl, of course) sent me on this earth for a few reasons and it is just go along with it (the reasons are: Wear ambiguous things gender, then gathering consensus, 80% speak ill of the things I see, speak only good things I like or who likes who I like, listen to music of questionable provenance, buying trinkets technology just for the sake of keeping them in hand and drinking alarming amounts of alcohol)
for these and other (few) reasons it is worth to trust my judgments
was my famous phrase "You're damn crushes a magazine in less than 10 minutes" quote of the
day: "I have shoes from, like, Every top designer, But I love that my shoes are not, like, $ 800, like Most of my shoes, and They are much more comfortable." Paris Hilton
Christian Louboutin
Michael Kors
Y-3
miss those Prada (which inspired all others) and those of H & M that I saw with my own eyes on Saturday in San Babila, needless to say there was my number (but all gays have the 41?)
be fierce.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Questionnaire Design On Fast Food
Thursday, April 15, 2010
How To Tell If Uterus Is Enlarged Pregnant
My dear Miranda, His Grace
Please pardon my lack
But it 's good that you know what he was hiding
Men who never was vacation!
The problem actually
and 'that even with so much love
often does a heart despite
sending your brain to bed.
was so 'that at some point
I awoke with a sudden disappointment
Recalling
Of her sweet pretty face
And not made in time for Christmas
I'll complain and I regret it
But will 'His Majesty' With immense
Bonta '
forgive the writer
This trick of the mind ...
I wish you a very happy Birthday therefore
And if it must have been thin
promise affectionately
That will make it 'early in the crime.
Happy Birthday my dear Tata
Good thing you were born without you
Otherwise
Who would have laughed with me
Of those silly things
What fans do not people laugh
But it is not clear how
We are like bread!
Thank goodness you're there,
Good thing we do,
Luckily you
Cosi 'I'll find a rhyme
Finally this year my
This essay
Born only to apologize
And not to dwell
In search of a rhyme
To help me finish first!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Wearing Undies Make Penis Smaller
There are people that when he discovered that writing a blog is in the grip of delusions of persecution.
Many seem to be convinced that everything I write there is a reference to each one. The interpretations vary ... There are those who identify, who believes he has caught the reference or complaint, and so on.
Someone even said they understood who was in reality one of the characters in my tales. It is remarkable, even miraculous, defying the laws of nature such a phenomenon, since I do not have the first idea ... So I really do not know anyone who has high name a few inches of Folie. You? Perhaps it is a famous person and the whole world knows but me? Because if so it becomes quite clear, as if one is called his character Che Guevara, and then you go and say "Yes, Che! I remember. "
'nuff said, I do not write all this to justify myself or anything like that, it's just for me, the case was food for thought. In fact it made me think about something I already knew for some time, and it is a secret which I want to share with you today: the world is tuttiglialtricentrico.
Everyone is convinced that the world revolves around himself. This is a common thing. A component that sometimes there is another: the insecurity. If so then people have a writer friend has done, "certainly tell him my story "or" definitely in this passage refers to the discussion ALROSA evening "(= if the luicentrico has a guilty conscience). So people can spend hours fiddling with the brain trying to capture references to the right and left.
Now it is clear that I am not even remotely a writer, and the incredible thing is that there is nonetheless the person who starts believing there to read to be the protagonist. Can you imagine in this sense, the paranoia of the friends of Isabel Allende? For surely at least one of his acquaintances is not so!
I am reminded of another episode. One of my employer so long ago, a day chatting, asked me what I wanted to do in life ... Not having a strong desire to tell him nothing of my real projects, the answer was that I wanted to be a writer. So immediately I asked with a worried look what I wanted to write ... But what he feared? He feared that perhaps write his biography, or denouncing the occupation to which I submit? No, he did not fear that the world knew of his entrepreneurial skills-slave, or than was immeasurably ignorant and insecure. I think I understood his weakness ... He was afraid that I announce his scientific discovery, namely that those of short stature in addition to differ from those for the characteristic of high cry (cry because they think that the giants do not otherwise can hear them: it's physics!), have the advantage of building muscles faster. Why? Because their muscles are clearly smaller, or to use his words "short". His motto was "the muscle grows short before." Then he continued, explaining that while an individual six feet cm need much training, so it is not for another five feet of a cm. Too bad that he had no theory with regard to brain development, that is how the brain develops in the upper ones (him) and as in those of the low (I).
I've never heard of anything like that so I assume that his discovery is a really innovative. Interesting no?
nice day!